Hi Chris,
A big Aussie welcome to Susan's family. It's good of you to drop in and say "Hi". Hope you like it here, and you stay for a while.
There is a mountain of information, resources and friendship waiting for you here, you just need to jump in start talking and ask any question you like. You're quite safe here and we are very accepting.
Interesting handle you have. However, unless you want the be branded, I'd be inclined to use it, only in cases of emergencies. Or we'll put an exclusion zone round Adelaide for your protection.

Looking forward to hearing more of your story in time to come, but in the meantime, be safe, well and happy.
Lotsa huggs
Catherine