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It's Satan, I tell you!

Started by Hazumu, May 07, 2007, 12:48:53 AM

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Hazumu

James Randi Educational Foundation

"Last week, at a Utah County, District 65 Republican Convention, Chairman Don Larsen submitted a resolution saying that Satan – yes, the chief evil spirit, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Devil of medieval mythology – has a plan to destroy the United States by means of the stealthy invasion of illegal immigrants!  Larsen, in all seriousness, wants the GOP to oppose the devil′s plan."

--sheesh...

Karen

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rhonda13000

Quote from: Karen on May 07, 2007, 12:48:53 AM
James Randi Educational Foundation

"Last week, at a Utah County, District 65 Republican Convention, Chairman Don Larsen submitted a resolution saying that Satan – yes, the chief evil spirit, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Devil of medieval mythology – has a plan to destroy the United States by means of the stealthy invasion of illegal immigrants!  Larsen, in all seriousness, wants the GOP to oppose the devil′s plan."

--sheesh...

Karen




:D
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Maebh

Scary stuff!
Will the Island of Saints and Scholars be safe?  :angel:  :angel:

HLLL&R

Maebh
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Steph

Tink I think that if you "flit" in through their window the problem with the devil would be solved.  It would at least answer one of their expectations.  :)

Steph
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Casey

Hey, this revalation is EXACTLY what we need to help ease tensions between the INS and the ACLU! We can arm INS agents with Super Soakers filled with holy water. Then they can spray any suspected illegal immigrants. The ones who are in league with the devil will start smoking. For the rest of them, the water guns will be a non-lethal weapon, which will thrill the ACLU.
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BeverlyAnn

Quote from: Casey on May 07, 2007, 09:03:45 AM
Hey, this revalation is EXACTLY what we need to help ease tensions between the INS and the ACLU! We can arm INS agents with Super Soakers filled with holy water. Then they can spray any suspected illegal immigrants. The ones who are in league with the devil will start smoking. For the rest of them, the water guns will be a non-lethal weapon, which will thrill the ACLU.

The sad thing is that makes as much sense as anything the U. S. Government has come up with. 

Beverly
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rhonda13000

Quote from: BeverlyAnn on May 07, 2007, 09:22:38 AM
Quote from: Casey on May 07, 2007, 09:03:45 AM
Hey, this revalation is EXACTLY what we need to help ease tensions between the INS and the ACLU! We can arm INS agents with Super Soakers filled with holy water. Then they can spray any suspected illegal immigrants. The ones who are in league with the devil will start smoking. For the rest of them, the water guns will be a non-lethal weapon, which will thrill the ACLU.

The sad thing is that makes as much sense as anything the U. S. Government has come up with. 

Beverly

>:( [LIVID...]

Don't get me started on the subject of the (mis)Administration.   >:( >:( >:(
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Laurry

It's morons like this that give Conservatives a bad name.

He's right that Satan is trying to destroy the United States...but it's not by using illegal immigrants.  It is by dumbs**t politicians making inflammatory and divisive remarks like this.

I wonder how Mr. Larsen feels about being the tool of Satan?  It's probably a rhetorical question as I'm sure he has no clue.

....Laurie
Ya put your right foot in.  You put your right foot out.  You put your right foot in and you shake it all about.  You do the Andro-gyney and you turn yourself around.  That's what it's all about.
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tinkerbell

Quote from: Steph on May 07, 2007, 07:51:14 AM
Tink I think that if you "flit" in through their window the problem with the devil would be solved.  It would at least answer one of their expectations.  :)

Steph

No kidding! LOL  ;D  Are these people insane?  Next time you will see me burn at the stake.  Oh well, the end of a fairy!  :D

tink :icon_chick:
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togetherwecan

Quote from: rhonda13000 on May 07, 2007, 04:47:08 PM


>:( [LIVID...]

Don't get me started on the subject of the (mis)Administration.   >:( >:( >:(


Oh yes please please get started...I wanna here a Rhonda Rant! Yay!
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Rachel

there are so many horrible things i could say about this, but im not because that would be to easy.  ill just leave you all with this comment

im so glad im not christian and thus cannot be assosiated with stupidity like that
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