Two flowers of Southern womanhood were having tea on the veranda.
The first woman says to the second, "My husband bought me this mansion for our first anniversary.
The second says, "Well isn't that just special."
After a minutes pause, the first says, "My husband bought me that Rolls Royce for our second anniversary."
To which the second replies, "Well isn't that just special."
Becoming slightly vexed the first shows off a ring with a huge emerald and says, "He bought me this ring for our third anniversary."
And the second says again, "Well isn't that just special."
So the first flower tries a different tack. Noting that the second flower had just celebrated her first anniversary, she asks what she had received for her anniversary.
The second replies that her husband sent her to charm school.
"And just what did you learn at charm school?" the first asks.
The second flower looks the first in the eyes and says, "One of the first things we learned was to say 'Well isn't that just special.' instead of Who gives a sh*t?"
