random fun

[AdamMLP]

Your left elbow.

Correct!  Or anywhere else between your left shoulder and left hand.

[Devlyn]

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[SarahM777]

OK, here's one. An airliner goes down exactly on the border of the US and Canada. Right on the line. I mean smack dab in the middle. Where do you bury the survivors?

Why would you bury the survivors? They may get a little upset. 

[Simon]

OK, here's one. An airliner goes down exactly on the border of the US and Canada. Right on the line. I mean smack dab in the middle. Where do you bury the survivors?

You don't bury survivors. They're not dead. 

[Simon]

Why would you bury the survivors? They may get a little upset. 

Drats, you beat me to it, lol.

[DriftingCrow]

LearnedHand - I've probably made a major mistake somewhere, but here goes:
1. C
2. A
3. B
4. E
5. E

And just a stab in the dark, but a LSAT test? [small]I was going to say psychoanalytic but then I cheated and googled a question and it came up with LSAT whatever that may be... bonus points for thinking outside the box?[/small]

Yay! All correct answers and 10 points! (LSAT is this test they make everyone take who's applying to law school. It's the Law School Admissions Test).

What's Tito's?

Tito's is this really awesome vodka I was originally afraid to try because it's from Texas. Surprisingly, it's the best vodka I've ever had.

[DeeperThanSwords]

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Getting them into it is easy. Getting them to screw in it is another matter!

[DeeperThanSwords]

Tito's is this really awesome vodka I was originally afraid to try because it's from Texas. Surprisingly, it's the best vodka I've ever had.

I'm pretty sure we don't get that here. I use Absolut Vanilla in my White Russians. Smirnoff is foul, foul stuff.

[DeeperThanSwords]

I have an unholy craving for Frangelico with a wedge of fresh lime in it.

[Devlyn]

What always runs but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed but never sleeps,
has a mouth but never eats?

[DeeperThanSwords]

What always runs but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed but never sleeps,
has a mouth but never eats?

A river.

[Devlyn]

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

[Simon]

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

The letter "E". Beginning of End, end of timE and spacE.

[Devlyn]

You are clever, but you didn't solve the whole riddle, Precious!

[Devlyn]

Here's a new one:
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

[Liminal Stranger]

Here's a new one:
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

A towel.

Hmm...

Nah, too lazy to post a hard riddle now.

If you feed me, I will grow, but give me water and I will die. What am I?

[Devlyn]

A fire.

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

[Liminal Stranger]

N.

Seasons, seconds, centuries, and minutes.

A woman was driving, and dozed off for a little while. When she woke up, she tried to open the door, then the windows. She died. Why?

[DriftingCrow]

A woman was driving, and dozed off for a little while. When she woke up, she tried to open the door, then the windows. She died. Why?

I am guessing she drove into a lake....? I am horrible at riddles, so it's probably something else.

[Devlyn]

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.