What would be the first thing you do?

[Joe.]

This is just for a bit of fun. I know that many of us wish that one day we will wake up and be the correct gender. So, if that did happen one day, what would be the very first thing you do? If you want to describe your whole day then go for it! Have fun with it.

Joey

[Emily Aster]

I'm pretty sure the first thing I would do is cry... then wonder why all that begging God stuff took so damn long.

[spacial]

If I haven't responded it's because, after crying like Emily, I do so many things that are so stereotype and might totally annoy our more liberated types.

Then again, that might be fun!

[Edge]

Do a happy dance, have breakfast, have a shower, get dressed, not put on a binder, the whole morning routine, go to school, grin like a madman. I'd also probably have to figure out legal stuff.

[crazy at the coast]

First thing would be to go pee, I always have to do that when I first get up in the morning.

[JulieC.]

After turning my arms black and blue from repeatedly pinching my self I would put on my favorite dress, round up all my male clothes for charity, and go shopping.  Oh, maybe spend part of the day at a salon getting pretty.

[Staci]

I don't see where it would be any different from my normal day except going to the bathroom l.

[Rachel]

I think at least an hour or two in front of a mirror would be the minimum. Then cancel the therapy and go out shopping.

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

If it was just a wake up, I would shower for an hour.  And then just stare in the full length mirror, totally naked.

[Kaelin]

Assuming I'm correct about my gender, I'd probably get up and go to the bathroom like I usually do and then otherwise go about my day, because my gender is already correct.

Now if I were to wake up to a world where gender norms suddenly went away, I'd probably not pick up on it immediately (I'd have to walk out the door and see some people, and it might take a while given that women right now aren't all that girly looking, never mind the men pre- or post- norm-removal), I'll make adjustments accordingly.  Mainly this will mean wearing dresses more in my day-to-day life and maybe painting my finger nails.  Maybe I'll get rid of my suits, but I don't really have an alternative for conducting interviews and such.

[Brownshoe]

 Shower, dress and shop for a bra that fits and feels good

[suzifrommd]

I could make something up, but if I'm to be perfectly honest, I think I would grab some lubricant and explore the new parts of my anatomy.

[eli77]

I could make something up, but if I'm to be perfectly honest, I think I would grab some lubricant and explore the new parts of my anatomy.

Oh god, that was my reaction too. How does a neo-vag compare to a standard issue? Science needs to know!

[Shang]

I would giggle like a maniac, eat breakfast, take a shower, go through my day, and then I'd find me a gay bar.

[Nero]

I could make something up, but if I'm to be perfectly honest, I think I would grab some lubricant and explore the new parts of my anatomy.

I'd make something up to, but honestly my first impulse would be to go stick it in someone to see what I'm missing. Always wanted to do that with flesh and blood. Plastic doesn't do much for me.
I suspect the loss of my ahem <insert word for cat> would get to me after awhile though. I'm not really very dysphoric down there. And I only lament the lack of a penis during sexual activity/fantasies occasionally. The idea I'll never feel a woman (or a man for that matter) from the inside could be excruciating if I indulge it. So, I don't.
But yeah, that's all that would be on my mind if I woke up like that. Wonder if I'd want to keep it permanently or not. Honestly, I really don't know. But I'm guessing not.

[gennee]

Probably pinch myself to see if I'm dreaming.

[Q]

Well, assuming I had the same brain still, I for one certainly wouldn't just say: 'pfff, normal day, nothing unusual 's happened'!

I would probably wake up. Think: 'Huh! Interesting day!'.

Then, I'd run round like a child, have champagne for breakfast and go buy some clothes that fit, 'cos hopefully I'd also have shrunk a little bit.

Work would most certainly be out the window for the day.

[Jenny07]

Like others I would be ecstatic, jumping for joy most of the morning and probably once the euphoria has lessened a little go shopping an go hard. As it's summer here, a Bikini would be high on the list.

Then it would slowly dawn on me that even though I now have the body I always should have had, I still have GID but from the other way!!! So I would be just as miserable. Should have read the fine print in the deal with the devil I suppose.   

Be happy with what we have and what we will become.

[Lesley_Roberta]

If tomorrow I woke to find I had been put in a female body......

I am likely immediately going to arrange to walk around town in a reasonable length skirt and quite bare assed under it. No really, I'd be enjoying what a few of my born as female friends tell me is not uncommon for some women to do.

I'm something of an extrovert, and I am also not even remotely incapable of seeing myself do this.

But a guy simply can't do this. No one cares if you have nothing on under your pants.

Then I'd be off to buy a swim suit, and visit the local pool. And it would be something bikini. I'm not interested in thong anything though. It would cover me properly, but dang I'd love wearing it.

Next on the agenda, buy some really serious hard core Tylenol to cover the aches and pains, because I am going out dancing damn it.

Oddly enough though, I'd likely not place a lot of attention on 'playing with it'. My damn life is already too dominated by my dratted appetite.

I'd probably spend the next few weeks trying on enough clothes in town to totally drive sales clerks insane.

[Jayr]

My answer would be WAAAAAAAY to explicit for this forum..

So lets just say it would involve my girlfriend