Somehow I can't really fathom a person considering any part of the Toronto harbour Islands an acceptable location to walk around naked

Well mostly it is I can't fathom anyone taking any of the Toronto harbour island beaches seriously.
I have been to Sand Banks Provincial park once. Nice place, the water goes out foreeeeeeever before it gets past chest height. Incredibly safe place to let kids swim, near impossible for them to end up in water too deep for them.
But for me, the idea of walking around naked in a location that is ideally a place for attracting crowds is all wrong.
What I want, is a location that looks like mankind has never been to it. And a nice spot of beach would be fun. But I fail the sun worshipper test for the most part. I am not the sort that dreams of tropical vacations. I guess I know too much about tropical climates and diseases