The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread

[Shaina]

Who ate the last cookie!

::intense stare::

[King Malachite]

Don't you wish you had teeth like mine?

[Shaina]

I'm too cool for color.

::spits out chewing tobacco::

[LordKAT]

A smile like this can light up the world.

[Lauren5]

I'm too big to fit into Willow's pet carrier.
Looks like I'm not getting on the plane.

[Shaina]

::SINGS::

Stroll down the runway
Another payday
Cover of magazines
And when they see me
They want to be me
I am your fantasy

Cover girl!

[Catherine Sarah]

And now for tomorrows weather forecast, we cross to Shaina, our weather girl.

"Thank you Ross. For tomorrow's forecast. In the east it will be ...............

[Robin Mack]

Title below the lovely portrait: "The Cat who Swallowed the Canary". 

[Jill F]

Never a bad hair day.

[King Malachite]

No, that wasn't my "I'm going to Disneyland" look.  This is my "I'm going to Disneyland" look.  Can't you tell the difference?

[Makalii]

Doctor Malachite informs me that you are to have your heart removed.

[LordKAT]

I'm too big to fit into Willow's pet carrier.
Looks like I'm not getting on the plane.

     And more snow coming this weekend. Time to get a bigger cat carrier.

Caption: Miss mischievous, that' me.

[Anna++]

Upgrade to Snow Leopard: 95% complete

[King Malachite]

Haha, I'm so not good at this.  How do you use this Skype thing?

[Jenny07]

I know I have bad breath but you don't have to point it out!

[LordKAT]

Where did the sun go, I only rested my eyes for a moment.

[Catherine Sarah]

I'm here to sell you the best mouse trap invention of all time.

NOW BUY IT - OR ELSE.

[King Malachite]

I was never the goody two shoes in high school.  It was always much funner to be the bad girl

[LordKAT]

warned you I was contagious.

[V M]

In answer to you query in regards to farting in the wilderness, yes, not only does someone hear it but they also smell it as well