After a filibuster conversation with with an icon of the fashion industry in Australia, I learnt today that it's acceptable to wear; wait for it, ...................... socks with heels.
To say I'm mortified would be a gross understatement.
It's tantamount to wearing thongs to a wedding, putting tomato sauce on caviar, greeting the Queen and Prince Phillip in socks only. And this list is not exhaustive.
A recent poll of mine unearthed a social norm of epic proportions that previously lay wallowing in the cesspool of modern suburban society; is this too, to rank in equal proportion?? Only YOU, our intelligent, astute members can shine the light of truth, justice (complete with the 5th Amendment ) and the American-Australian way.
Well I've sucked up to you long enough, now just VOTE will you!!