Welcome Mr. Electron. We have a very active FtM community here, and I am sure you will find some new friends.
Which reminds me, one hydrogen atom was talking with another hydrogen atom. The first one said to the second, "I'm not feeling at all well today, I believe I lost an electron."
The second atom replied, "Are you sure?"
The first said, "Yes, I'm positive."
(bing-badda-bang)