I've only been drunk once. I tried to show my manly strength at one of those punching bag machines. I punched the bag pretty hard for how much muscle tone I don't have. And the machine as well. Almost broke my hand. The pain didn't start until noon the next day. I was working with a bad hangover and the jack finally escaped my system. Oh dear god did that hurt. Course, I did have 6 jack and cokes...