Imponderables

Devlyn · July 03, 2013, 11:09:50 AM

My boss Scott asked me to post this:

Why do we park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

LordKAT · July 03, 2013, 11:24:07 AM

Gallagher had a ton of those. What do watermelons have to do with wit?

Devlyn · July 03, 2013, 11:40:11 AM

Don't know, but the audience was always down with getting wet with watermelon wit.

Beth Andrea · July 03, 2013, 12:05:00 PM

How long is a piece of string?

Eva Marie · July 03, 2013, 01:04:12 PM

Why is it when you turn the brightness up on your TV it doesn't work?

Antonia J · July 03, 2013, 02:24:14 PM

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

Kia · July 03, 2013, 02:30:33 PM

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Jamie D · July 03, 2013, 03:21:47 PM

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown with her?

Beth Andrea · July 03, 2013, 04:03:24 PM

What if the "Hokey Pokey" is what it's all about?

Devlyn · July 03, 2013, 04:25:21 PM

Ginger or Mary Ann?

Jamie D · July 03, 2013, 05:37:00 PM

What is "Error 404" anyway?

CalmRage · July 03, 2013, 05:38:04 PM

Quote from: Jamie D on July 03, 2013, 05:37:00 PM
What is "Error 404" anyway?

it's not pop tarts!

Devlyn · July 03, 2013, 05:48:27 PM

How do you keep someone in suspense?

See post below.

Devlyn · July 03, 2013, 05:48:51 PM

How do you keep someone in suspense?

See post above.

CalmRage · July 03, 2013, 05:50:00 PM

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on July 03, 2013, 05:48:51 PM
How do you keep someone in suspense?

See post above.

Wahhhhh! Brain overload!

Sarah Louise · July 03, 2013, 05:50:04 PM

"Ginger or Mary Ann"

Mary Ann by a mile. Absolutely no contest.

CalmRage · July 03, 2013, 05:51:08 PM

What is so cold it's hot, so hot it's cold?

Tune in next week, same bat-time, same bat-channel.

Jamie D · July 03, 2013, 07:45:50 PM

Why do we say the "alarm went off," when it actually went on?

Jamie D · July 03, 2013, 09:59:52 PM

Quote from: georgie on July 03, 2013, 06:28:13 AM
If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

If olive oil is made from pressed olives, what is baby oil made from?

Beth Andrea · July 03, 2013, 10:04:05 PM

Why does one "take a leak" or "take a dump"....when one does not "take" anything, but leaves the material?

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