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Top 10 Good Things About Being An Androgyne.

Started by Emerald, September 27, 2007, 10:55:07 AM

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Emerald


Here's my Top Ten List, what's yours?

Top 10 Good Things About Being An Androgyne.

   1. You can fall deeply in love with someone's mind... not their body.
   2. Androgyne is more rare and exotic than garden variety andro-gender or gyne-gender.
   3. You can choose ANY color.
   4. You don't require a men's wardrobe or a women's wardrobe... you just need 'a wardrobe'.
   5. If it fits, wear it.
   6. Cisgender behaviours are always good for a laugh.
   7. Nothing is forbidden... you can order quiche, beer, and a chocolate cupcake with a paper umbrella!
   8. You always pass the Androgyne real life test.
   9. When it comes to restrooms, you can mindlessly choose the plumbing designed for your plumbing.
  10. You KNOW if you have a fetish or not.

-Emerald :icon_mrgreen:
Androgyne.
I am not Trans-masculine, I am not Trans-feminine.
I am not Bigender, Neutrois or Genderqueer.
I am neither Cisgender nor Transgender.
I am of the 'gender' which existed before the creation of the binary genders.
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Prince_Eric

  5. If it fits, wear it.

LOL. I thought i was the only one!
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Jaimey

Quote from: Emerald on September 27, 2007, 10:55:07 AM

Here's my Top Ten List, what's yours?

Top 10 Good Things About Being An Androgyne.

   3. You can choose ANY color.
   4. You don't require a men's wardrobe or a women's wardrobe... you just need 'a wardrobe'.
   5. If it fits, wear it.

   7. Nothing is forbidden... you can order quiche, beer, and a chocolate cupcake with a paper umbrella!
 
   9. When it comes to restrooms, you can mindlessly choose the plumbing designed for your plumbing.
  10. You KNOW if you have a fetish or not.

-Emerald :icon_mrgreen:


I would like a quiche, a beer, and a chocolate cupcake with a paper umbrella please.  Make it snappy.  :laugh:

I really like #9.  Just because I have female plumbing doesn't mean I can't curse, make lewd comments, or play ball as well as 'the boys'.  It's just plumbing.   :D

Thanks, Emerald!
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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NickSister

Here is mine:

1. I make boys uncomfortable in the mens room
2. I make women uncomfortable in the ladies room
3. I can honestly say that I wear nail polish for no other reason than I like it
4. I can chop the wood, mow the lawn, cook dinner, sew a button on a shirt and hem a skirt, kill and butcher a deer, read maps, do the washing, change the oil in the car, can comment on the latest fasions and a good advisor on what to wear... I am a machine! oh damn I'm tired  ;) My wife has it good.
5. I can flirt with anyone
6. I can cry and be tough at the same time.
7. The range of movies I like to watch are almost double anyone else.
8. I'm a brother and a sister
9. Sometimes I can simultaneously out man the men and out woman the women
10. It is very rock and roll.
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El

Good lists!

10. It is very rock and roll. <-- Hehe i wonder if my male friends will buy that ;)
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Mia and Marq

And here is ours:

1. Not being insulted when someone says I look like a girl.
2. Not being offended if someone says I look like a guy.
3. Act the way we want to act
4. Having the right social skills within reach for any situation.
5. Our combined range of interests is enough to relate with everyone.
6. We all seem to instinctively stick together.
7. Balance brings contentment and happiness
8. Comfort to wear any color or style
9. Can always related with everyone
10. Because normal is boring

M&M
Being given the gift of two-spirits meant that this individual had the ability to see the world from two perspectives at the same time. This greater vision was a gift to be shared, and as such, Two-spirited beings were revered as leaders, mediators, teachers, artists, seers, and spiritual guides
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no_id

1. Buying clothes is like going to the candystore
2. You don't have to carry around Straight or Gay flags which can be pretty heavy.
3. During 'battle of the sexes' all you have to do is serve snacks.
4. You can play soccer and dress a barbie at the same time.
5. When someone says 'boys can climb trees and girls can't' you only have to climb the tree if you feel like it.
6. Sex is like sushi served on a hot summer day.
7. Whenever someone says 'You're such a guy' I can nod and smile.
8. Whenever someone says 'You're such a girl' I can nod and smile.
9. Going to the restroom is like going on Safari.
10. We are all individuals with our own capabilities and talents that aren't attached to any biological aspects. When asked to define the difference between Man and Woman with all biological aspects and influences stripped.... All we have to do is smile and nod.
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Pica Pica

all the nodding, your head'll fall off. Also, can you play soccer and dress a barbie at the same time? I always found it was damn awkward to dress a barbie, running as well would be too much. I suppose that's why my (i mean my sisters) barbies were all naked and also why i never scored a goal.
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sparkles

i like this topic, mine would be.

1. I now only need to buy one top that my partner and i both like to wear
2. my choice of reading in the dentists as now doubled.
3. i get to have my hair done properly and get my nails done without worrying what people think.
4. I can relate to everyone now and have something in comman with them.
5. Im living my whole humanity.
6. its so next century (were just getting in first).
7. I actually look younger than i did.
8. i get to work on scooters and then go and have a pamper session.
9. people actually know how i feel.
10. i get to watch moves and eat icecream and cry in my jammys.
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ChildOfTheLight

Quote from: no_id on September 28, 2007, 07:15:15 AM
7. Whenever someone says 'You're such a guy' I can nod and smile.
8. Whenever someone says 'You're such a girl' I can nod and smile.

Oh yes.

*tries on six different pretty outfits, then goes to watch the game while yelling loudly at the TV on every play*
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NickSister

Quote from: sparkles on September 28, 2007, 12:46:42 PM
10. i get to watch moves and eat icecream and cry in my jammys.

I like my jammys, and icecream and movies, and crying at the movies....  :laugh: :'(  ;)

I cried at the end of the third movies of the lord of the rings and starwars. I'm such a geek  :embarrassed:
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El

1. Using only one eyebrow I can now freak out both genders!
2. When im in a bad mood and get sirred i can sound insulted and say excuse me? then do the same when they ma'am.
3. I can make out with the lead singer of mindless self indulgence at a gig (ok not really relevant but im happy about it)

ok....... i only need 3
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ChildOfTheLight

Getting into bed and changing from cargo pants and a t-shirt into a pink nightgown.

Later, getting out of bed and doing the reverse.
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Pica Pica

Mmmm eating ice cream in jammys, whilst watching Braveheart.
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Kaimialana

I have to say, that for me, one of the best things about being an androgyne is finding other androgynes near you, and being able to cuddle with them, and NO ONE cares or asks about things like physical sex. That sort of just innate connection is so awesome.

I have to say, since I join the GLBTQ group, I have met so many good people, and so many genderqueers, and, I am so happy right now.
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