Here is mine:
1. I make boys uncomfortable in the mens room
2. I make women uncomfortable in the ladies room
3. I can honestly say that I wear nail polish for no other reason than I like it
4. I can chop the wood, mow the lawn, cook dinner, sew a button on a shirt and hem a skirt, kill and butcher a deer, read maps, do the washing, change the oil in the car, can comment on the latest fasions and a good advisor on what to wear... I am a machine! oh damn I'm tired

My wife has it good.
5. I can flirt with anyone
6. I can cry and be tough at the same time.
7. The range of movies I like to watch are almost double anyone else.
8. I'm a brother and a sister
9. Sometimes I can simultaneously out man the men and out woman the women
10. It is very rock and roll.