Breasticles

[maximusloverus]

So the other day I was being lazy on my day off when my wife looks at me and asks me to go to the store. I tell her I don't feel like getting up and going to put my binder on (my excuse for not wanting to move from my heavenly comfotable spot) she looks at me, raises an eyebrow and tells me to just put a big shirt on and go. I then tell her "Look babe breasts are a females form of nuts, guys dont go around with their junk flinging everywhere now do they?" hence why to this day we call them breasticles. What are some of your creative names for breasts?