big head horsey-faced marsh monster is BANNED for calling me a lazy typist when I am in no ways lazy. I just didn't want to type your entire name out a million times. That's not lazy, that's practical.
big head horsey-faced marsh monster is now BANNED for having an impractical name and not wanting me to be practical. Why wouldn't I be practical? That's the best way to be. If I had to constantly type out big head horsey-faced marsh monster every time I BANNED you then I'd always have BANFAIL.
big head horsey-faced marsh monster is also BANNED for trying to make me BANFAIL! Everyone knows that's Devlyn's job.
big head horsey-faced marsh monster is BANNED for not being Devlyn. If you were Devlyn then BANFAIL makes sense but you're not her so you're trying to cause BANFAIL when it's Devlyn's job, not your job.
big head horsey-faced marsh monster is BANNED for not having a BANNING job. Get a BANNING job so that you don't try to take everyone else's job.
big head horsey-faced marsh monster is BANNED for trying to steal everyone else's job and for trying to claw our eyes out to steal our souls!
Told you that I'm not lazy!
