I wonder what people would say at my funeral. Because I'm so egotistical, I should prepare my own speech about how a fine soldier I would have been and how he was a spunky individual all other types of things that would stroke my ego thinking about it now. It would be awesome to have people dressed up in millitary uniforms to stand at attention and salute me, shoot rifles, bring an honorguard, fold the flag, etc. Of course, since I'll never be a veteren, that isn't going to happen unless I go private, and that ain't going to happen either. At least I can imagine it in my head now.
