you all know us, you all love us, some of you cant get enough of us! its time for one half of the comedy duo as funny as they are real (read:not at all) to post his two week update!
Top Surgery Update-2 Weeks Double Incision with Dr.Horowitz in CaliforniaSo we just got the OK to start cleaning our incisions which means YOU ALL GET TO SEE THEM! Im gonna confess, the lighting in these pictures make everything look GARISH, but everything is spot on beautiful in person. Without further ado, pictures!

look at those beauties! thinner than a macbook air (and twice as durable) and they are barely even noticable. I honestly havent seen them myself, while i was cleaning it it just looked like normal skin! Here I have a bandage over my problem child nipple, the twin brother to my partner in crime's problem child. I was worried to take it off, as the scab stuck to the bandage last night and i have to physically hold it on while i removed the gauze. BUT lets see...

Tah dah! Everything came off completely fine! There they are gents, looking pink and healthy! All those reading this thread, its TOTALLY NORMAL for your nipples to be a bit gooey and black! I didn't know that, I wish I had read this post three days ago...
I still have some strings poking out, spitting sutures i believe theyre called, but ive been giving them a clip as soon as i see them-my advice is use nail clippers instead of scissors. It keeps the suture from bending rather than cutting and thats terrifying.
If you look at my first pictures, youll notice my nipple appears to be escaping my chest-that was due to swelling. Im happy to say the swelling has gone down TREMENDOUSLY and the little guy is right back where hes supposed to be. You'll also notice some yellowish stuff in the middle of my chest. Thats just some medical adhesive that has decided to attempt to become a permanent part of my body. If you're having trouble with that stuff too, try some anti-bacterial soap to dry the stuff out. Then you can peel it away at the edges. Lather, rinse, repeat!
ive got some swelling in the sides there, those are NOT dog ears. I did not have drains and I have no complications resulting in not having them.
Cheers, gents!
--FB