Jill-isms

[Jill F]

Hi all, Jill here.

As most of you can probably tell, I have a thing for making up silly self-explanatory words as I go along.

Examples:

Backne
Hairaeola
Jillax
Drunkle
Snarkasm
Boregasm

Anyone else have a goofy sense of humor and a thing for word play?  I'd love to hear your invented words.

[Jessica Merriman]

I am too busy laughing now to remember my name! You kill me Jill!

[Jill F]

Dysphorgasm

[Ms Grace]

You had me at 'boregasm"!

[LordKAT]

You asked for it.

Panthers
Pant hers
Pants her

her pants? This KAT reads things in different ways everytime I run the word over.

When I was done, I kept wondering what that stupid black cat was doing with her pants. After which the whole series started again.

OK, my job has no intellectual stimulation and so my mind wanders on the little known or unknown by ways.

[Jill F]

I do anagrams too...

An anagram of my chosen name is "gorilla snifter"
An anagram of my given name is "Mr. Wet Orgy Organ"
One way I arrived at my chosen name was deriving it from my given name.  G------ -illia- ------n

Now who wants to play Scrabble? 

[Jill F]

Making queso fundido I declared, "Braise Cheeses!"

[LordKAT]

gregory william torman. IDK

[Jill F]

Vagitarian

[Jill F]

Transgenda = your transition agenda...

[Jill F]

Vuja Day- When you think you've had this entire day before.

[Jill F]

Cliterature- Erotica for women

[Sephirah]

Maskuline - pretending to be something you're not.

[Jill F]

Maskuline - pretending to be something you're not.

Love it!!!

[Jill F]

Crackula- Someone who sleeps all day and smokes cocaine all night, or my idiot nephew.

[Jill F]

Funderwear - my new ones have animal prints.

[Jill F]

Femullet- it's a hairdon't.

[Jill F]

Testrogen- when you experiment with a low dose to see if it's going to be right for you.

Ronnie James Dildo- anything under 5 inches long \m/

[Sephirah]

Everlastink - The brand of cologne seemingly used by some guys on a night out. So overpowering it makes you gag and where it seems that rather than applying a little, they've decided to go for a three mile swim in a lake of the stuff.

[Jill F]

Bartifact- something you pilfered from a pub
Guitartifact- when you realize your guitar was previously owned by a rock star
Oscar buzz- the reason that most of Hollywood was hung over on Monday