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Started by Jill F, January 30, 2014, 09:24:06 PM

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Nikki_Denier

"Cheeses built my hot rod.  It's a love affair.  Mainly cheeses and my hotrod."  ROFL

Quote from: Jill F on June 24, 2014, 03:51:58 PM
Cheeses built my hot rod as well.
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Nikki_Denier

LOL!  Shart.  That's a good one.

Quote from: Jill F on June 24, 2014, 03:53:02 PM
Kinda like the opposite end of a shart.  Well played, madame.
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Jill F

Quote from: Nikki_Denier on June 25, 2014, 12:30:50 PM
LOL!  Shart.  That's a good one.

Not original, but pertinent.
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Jill F

Merloaded- What you are after finishing the bottle of Merlot.
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Jill F

Askhole- someone who asks your advice and summarily ignores it or does the opposite instead.
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Sephirah

Natura nihil frustra facit.

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." ~ Buddha.

If you're dealing with self esteem issues, maybe click here. There may be something you find useful. :)
Above all... remember: you are beautiful, you are valuable, and you have a shining spark of magnificence within you. Don't let anyone take that from you. Embrace who you are. <3
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Jill F

Quote from: Sephirah on July 03, 2014, 05:23:24 PM
Avatart - Me.

Nice one!  I always thought that Avodart sounded like some kind of guacamole-based projectile to me...

And I only need 10 more doses of that before my orchi takes care of that problem.
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Jessica Merriman

In response to a recent topic a new word...."Peegasm"! ;D
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Jill F

Quote from: Jessica Merriman on July 03, 2014, 06:02:08 PM
In response to a recent topic a new word...."Peegasm"! ;D

OK, I don't want to know...

Why does "penis" only have one "e"?  Shouldn't it have two?
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Jessica Merriman

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Eris

Suenami - a tidal wave of litigation?
I refuse to live in fear! Come hell or high water I will not back down! I will live my life!
But you have no life.
Ha. Even that won't stop me.

I will protect even those I hate, so long as it is right.



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Eris

Bigated - prevented from transition by prejudice?
I refuse to live in fear! Come hell or high water I will not back down! I will live my life!
But you have no life.
Ha. Even that won't stop me.

I will protect even those I hate, so long as it is right.



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Sephirah

Quote from: Jill F on July 03, 2014, 06:03:47 PM
Why does "penis" only have one "e"?  Shouldn't it have two?

It's taken from the Latin word for "tail".
Natura nihil frustra facit.

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." ~ Buddha.

If you're dealing with self esteem issues, maybe click here. There may be something you find useful. :)
Above all... remember: you are beautiful, you are valuable, and you have a shining spark of magnificence within you. Don't let anyone take that from you. Embrace who you are. <3
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Jill F

Sh*t kebab -  a really lousy kebab or literally sh*t on a stick 

see crappetizer
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Jill F

Tittoo - when you ink your breast
Beelzeboob- when you ink satanic things on your breast
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Jill F

Pornucopia - my description of a wanker friend's collection.
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Jill F

Discountess - A person living like royalty, but on a limited budget.
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Miss_Bungle1991

Quote from: Jill F on August 12, 2014, 08:19:18 PM
Discountess - A person living like royalty, but on a limited budget.

How is that possible?
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Jill F

Quote from: Laura Squirrel on August 12, 2014, 08:36:46 PM
How is that possible?

You start with a Rolls-Royce from 1988, realize cubic zirconia is your friend and refuse to pay retail. 
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