Jill-isms

[Michaela Whimsy]

You start with a Rolls-Royce from 1988, realize cubic zirconia is your friend and refuse to pay retail. 

So they are fabu-less??

[Jill F]

Cister
Transsister

[Jill F]

Beer butt

I have been enjoying a few lately and instead of going right to my gut (and I used to have an epic beer gut), it's all going right to my bum.  I never had a butt before, and I have to say it's pretty awesome because my wife won't stop grabbing it.

Pass the Coronas please!

[Miss_Bungle1991]

Pass the Coronas please!

Do you stick a lime wedge in it?

[Jill F]

Do you stick a lime wedge in it?

Sometimes I do, when I have limes handy.   I have 3 lime trees, but most of the fruit goes into the "estate margaritas". 

Tequila...  El desayuno de los campiones. LOL.

Sticking a lime in your beer was originally a thing in Mexico in order to keep flies out of it.   Then they realized that a squeeze of lime improved the flavor of some corn-based German style lagers.  If you need lime with your tequila, that just means it's crappy tequila.

Anyway, the fun ends on Sept. 2, when I go back to eating healthy and drinking basically nothing again.

Bye-bye, beer butt.

[Miss_Bungle1991]

Sticking a lime in your beer was originally a thing in Mexico in order to keep flies out of it.   Then they realized that a squeeze of lime improved the flavor of some corn-based German style lagers. 

Hmmm...I never knew that. I just remember seeing my mom do it a lot when she would drink the rare Corona. I never understood it.

[Kmfesq]

Jill's wife here.  So Jill had a new one just now.  "Beerometer."  As in the barometer of whether there will be beer at a certain event.  One always hopes for a positive reading. 

[Michaela Whimsy]

Procaffienating- drinking coffee all morning and procrastinating on all the things you should be doing.

[Michaela Whimsy]

Hoppertunistic- taking the opportunity to enjoy good brew.

[Jill F]

Bignorant

[Jill F]

Guitardation- when your guitar obsession interferes with your daily routine and ends up slowing you down

[Jill F]

Shardonnay - when you find bits of broken glass in your wine bottle.

[Jill F]

OK, not an original, but I saw this happen today and traffic was backed up for miles.

Carbecue

[Jill F]

So, if you can have a sh*tstorm or a sharknado, I'd say

sh*tnado

[Jill F]

Or even better - turdnado

[Jill F]

Jill-isms: Halloween Edition

Jill-O-Lantern

[Jill F]

What I have to deal with today:

Jury borientation

[Sephirah]

Restitution - being paid to sleep.

[MrKarl35]

Hangry = so hungry you are angry

Example

I am so hangry, my friend never showed up with lunch. He is a total Palhole!

[Jill F]

E ticket -  MTF HRT letter