Chat Up Lines...

[Buffy]

Well... It had to happen,

Yep ... even I got hit on in the gym....

I had just finished 1/2 hour on a treadmill, was sweating like a pig (sorry perspiring like an English Lady), hair flopping in my face and a cute guy came up to me...

"Excuse me Lady, I have watched you since when you came to the gym 6 months ago, then you had a very fat body, you have a nice body now, will you come for coffee with me"

OK, a back handed compliment, but a compliment all the same.

As a guy I never had much success with women, never really tried, but I cant remember a chat up line as bad as that (if I ever used them)

So an open question, what is the best and worst chat up lines you have used (or heard) in trying to pick up someone?

Buffy

[Tay]

The absolute WORST was one that was tried on me by an ex-bf after I went clothes shopping once.

I found out later he got it off a website.

"Those pants are awesome, but I think they'd look better on my floor."

[Dennis]

Worst I ever got was pre-transition, in a laundromat. A guy turned to me and smiled and said "don't you think it's a bit sad to see a guy doing his own laundry?"

I said "not particularly" and went to the pub for a pint.

Dennis

[rhonda13000]

Well, I've been lustfully leered at lately, but never really hit on - except via YIM.

These guys are something else.   

One told me via IM that I looked beautiful.

"And where have you seen a photo of me?" I thought. The [former] picture which I had placed in my old Yahoo! profile - was that on an XB-70 on takeoff. 

[Nick]

I suck at chatting up women..Once I commented a friend on her looks and she turned around and said "You mean I look like a boy?"...I didn't mean for her to take it that way >.<. I guess cuz I never minded being told I looked like a boy..that my friends wouldn't either. This was before I figured out I was trans.

[Christo]

a gay dude say to me at the gym.  I could take u to my apt & give you a bath & make u lunch.

lmao   I laugh & left

[Berliegh]

Worst I ever got was pre-transition, in a laundromat. A guy turned to me and smiled and said "don't you think it's a bit sad to see a guy doing his own laundry?"

I said "not particularly" and went to the pub for a pint.

Dennis

I got chatted up a lot by straight guys before I started transitioning......it used to happen in the pub or at gigs quite a lot.

[aaron]

a friend of mine used this on someone when they met after chatting with them online for months.

if you try a little harder you too can look and feel good like me... of course the entire 9months of chatting stopped instantly

shame...