Hi!

[petunia]

I'm a pig. I wish I weren't, but looking around the house, you can tell it...

[Jamie D]

Hello Petunia.  You are in good company.  We have porcupines, birds, dogs, and even a KAT on the site ...

errr... ahhh... menagerie

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[petunia]

Thanks for the welcome, Jaime.      


and no otters?  such a shame...

[Jamie D]

Thanks for the welcome, Jaime.      


and no otters?  such a shame...

Sorry, I don't recall any otters. 

But maybe you will but into one or two as you wander through the site.

Keep an eye open for a pretty woman who claims to have a horsey face.  She's one you should get to know.   

[petunia]

Thanks for the warning about the horsey-face lady. Seems a bit scary.

[Jamie D]

Beware the Marsh Monster too.

[Shantel]

Thanks for the warning about the horsey-face lady. Seems a bit scary.

Hi Petunia, welcome! Jamie's mistaken we have lots of otters here, they say they otter do this or they otter do that, in fact it's a part of the condition everyone here suffers from.

[Jessica Merriman]

A big warm welcome to the family baby! I hope to learn a little more about you real soon. This is a safe place to discover yourself and get great advice. Our moderators do an extremely good job at keeping danger out and peace in the family. Here is a BIG HUG ( ) to welcome you and start your life with us off right!

[gennee]

Welcome to Susan's, Petunia.