Help! Boob Fold!

[Tori]

When I turn the wheel of the car, my boobs fold. Help!

I have not yet passed the pencil test.

What on Earth should I do?

[Cindy]

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What do you mean?

[Cindy]

A titillating way of driving maybe?

[Tori]

They should be illegal. Bouncing like that. And now folding...

Boob fold is real folks!

[Mariah]

Ton of different options when it comes to steering. You have the one handed 12, 3, and 9 o'clock. I'm not a huge fan of the 6 o'clock but its also there. Also two handed 10 and 2. But might look into adjusting the steering wheel or the seat. That right there gives you like 100 different options to play with.

[Danielle Emmalee]

I'm confused. What do you mean by folding?

[kathyk]

I assume you mean your girls are quite soft and the skin almost seems loose and folds over or under from time to time.  And maybe it kind of creases when you move your arms in some particular way.  If so there's not much that can be done other than wearing a decent bra.  I've worn one for so long that I can't wait to take it off now, and since my boobs are floppy the skin obviously folds.  The only part I hate is the discomfort the sagging causes while trying to sleep, and the rest of the time they're just "loose on my chest".  Kind of the curse of old age.  I do go braless quite often while working outside and it's become very comfortable (even if the braless look is not flattering for an old lady  ).

[Tori]

Exactly Kathy. I admit I am having a bit of fun with this thread, but the "Boob fold" is yet another to add to the list of new sensations caused by hormones.