So here is the real kicker... I ended up getting clocked... I think, not really sure.
So I was just doing stuff around the house and the doorbell rang... I looked out the window and there were two girls standing there bibles in hand etc. (which I don't have a problem with mind you.) So being adventurous, I answered the door in full girl mode. The girls were quite polite and ask if I wanted to go to the coming Easter service. Well, being the smart ass I am, I just looked at them smiled and asked if there were going to be any cute guys there. Ah, a priceless moment in time for sure...

Needless to say, I think I won't have to worry about Sunday visitors anymore...