The woes of passing well

[je]

I wish I was passable. Then, I could comment on the woes of passing, but I don't pass.

Even through I'm pre-everything and everyone seems to think that my face has a great amount of potential, I doubt I'll be passable without a great amount of ffs... Even then, my body is a little big, although not unbearably so.

I'm 5' 9". I weigh 168 pounds. I'm just f**king ugly.

[Rachael]

Dunno... you have that 'butch dyke' look atm, deffinately middle of the road.... sod ffs

[Elwood]

The hardest part for me is that I'm only 5'3". So I look like a kid. But at least I look male... 

[aeron]

Passing well is hard for me because of things I can't do. For instance, I stood around in the men's room when I had to pee even though a urinal was open. The other guys noticed and thought it was really strange. I guess they just assumed I was shy, but I just felt abnormal. A guy with a penis could have just walked up and took a leak.

And no, I still don't want to use a STP device that looks like a penis. It's just plain weird to pee through a penis-shaped tool.

Sit down on the toilet like you have to do something else   Then, walk out all manly and not wash your hands.  You'll pass.   

[Nero]

Passing well is hard for me because of things I can't do. For instance, I stood around in the men's room when I had to pee even though a urinal was open. The other guys noticed and thought it was really strange. I guess they just assumed I was shy, but I just felt abnormal. A guy with a penis could have just walked up and took a leak.

And no, I still don't want to use a STP device that looks like a penis. It's just plain weird to pee through a penis-shaped tool.

Sit down on the toilet like you have to do something else   Then, walk out all manly and not wash your hands.  You'll pass.   

ewww

[cindybc]

I second that.

Cindy

[Elwood]

Passing well is hard for me because of things I can't do. For instance, I stood around in the men's room when I had to pee even though a urinal was open. The other guys noticed and thought it was really strange. I guess they just assumed I was shy, but I just felt abnormal. A guy with a penis could have just walked up and took a leak.

And no, I still don't want to use a STP device that looks like a penis. It's just plain weird to pee through a penis-shaped tool.

Sit down on the toilet like you have to do something else   Then, walk out all manly and not wash your hands.  You'll pass.   

ewww

I actually did notice that a lot of guys don't wash their hands. I do most of the time... but I wash my hands a lot. I don't like it when they feel clammy or dirty or anything.

[cindybc]

Hi Elwood hon, I'm all of 5'3" tall too. Maybe we should get married and live happily ever after.
Do you have any rich relatives that own a castle in Europe by the way.

Cindy

[cindybc]

Knight in shining armor the lady says, woooo hoooo na don't need the crown jewels, I'll settle for a ride on the knight in shining armors black stallion, draped with a beautiful emblazoned blanket and with the eyes that light up in the dark, leaving a thin cloud of dust arising from the dirt trail we follow up into the mountains. All that can be heard now breaking the silence is the eerie howl of a lone wolf somewhere in the higher elevations of the mountains. "hee, hee. " Gee I miss writing these little story lines. Good night folks.

Cindy