Oh, there are so many atrocities against the English language I could complain about... but the thing is, whatever I complain about, invariably there will be someone here who does it, and I don't want to start some silly feud over my literary snobbery.

I will say that above all else, I am annoyed by people who seem to misspell every other word they type. You have spellcheck. You probably even have auto-correct. Use them. Please. I am too distracted trying to figure out what word you meant to type to comprehend your post.