How about a haiku thread?

[Miss_Bungle1991]

I got the idea from Sandy


A porcupine lives
In a meadow that is green
With a gentle heart

[Michaela Whimsy]

Her gentle heart born
From the abundant bosom
Of the fertile field

[Jill F]

Week old burrito
I need to throw you out now
I don't want to barf.

[Jill F]

Big ugly spider
You must die a heinous death
Splat! Now you are gone.

[Jill F]

Where did my cash go?
I had plenty yesterday,
Now it's effing gone.

[Jill F]

This thread should be fun.
Where the hell is everyone?
You all make Jill sad.

[EmoAlice]

uncomfortably
individualistic
abomination

[EmoAlice]

scratched, screeched, scrounged, squelched, straights
crunched and strengths, have only one each
iouea, four.

[Kova V]

I don't understand
the customs of your people,
but I do love you.

First, stand on one foot.
After that, you have to hop.
It's customary

[Kova V]

If I were to hop
my breasts would likely kill me.
No bra strong enough.

oh? hmm... okay.....
pat head while rubbing tummy?
this is a custom...