I have 1st bottom surgery date!

[jonjon]

Bricking it don't even come close!! Lol

8th August!

I've not even begun to prepare things yet! But I have a question, since I'm stealth and since people at work will quite clearly notice my long absence... What do I tell them? I don't mean manager, he knows I'm going for surgery but doesn't know what for,  but more so colleagues? I'm the sh*ttest liar ever!!! And they will be nosey lol which I don't mind but obviously want to avoid the truth lol

[Al James]

Congrats on the date the time will fly by. As for what to tell your colleagues I'm no help cos everyone where I work knows about me. I think my wife was telling people at her work that I'd had a hormone problem and needed surgery 'in a delicate place' to correct the effects of it. Apparently all the blokes just went "ow" crossed their legs and asked no more questions

[mrs izzy]

I know it really is no ones business.

Some I know have used, A transurethral resection of the prostate (TURP). It has the same out of work time and makes people feel bad for asking.

Just a idea.

Wish you the best and speed in recovery.

Hugs
Isabell

[jonjon]

Thanks! It's 10wks away!! I still can't believe it's happening!

I will try the transurethral resection story if anyone asks, I might just say it's to fix something that don't work lol!! It's true, but it's not the whole story doubt they'd want to know more after that! Lol