The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

[Cindy]

That there is a Highway to Hell and a Stairway to Heaven tells us where most of us are going!

[Katiepie]

A conveyor belt finds where the rest of us go.

[rachel89]

The city recently pulled any funding for the philharmonic. The reason given was too much sax and violins

[BlonT]

Auntie Cindy ,That bring back a joke from my youth

See You An Tie   

[rachel89]

Politics-- A Latin phrase derived from poly, meaning many, and tics, referring to blood sucking creatures.

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[Jenny07]

Saying we are 50/50. Best odds in years.

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[Sharon Anne McC]

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I recently shared these recollections of out-dated language:

-  This was the headline of Christine Jorgensen's return from her surgery:

          -    'GI Goes Abroad, Returns Home A Broad'.

-  Or this one when I worked in electronics communications as a civilian at an Army base:

          - Q  -  'What is broadband?'
          - A  -  'A female orchestra'.

Sorry, don't ding me.  These aren't mine.

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[Cynobyte]

This is soo me:)

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