The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

[ChrissyRyan]

A bear walks into a bar and says can I have a pint mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-------------------------------------and a packet of crisps and the barman said whats with the big pause.

Hahaha

[davina61]

Winner of the Edinburgh fringe festival one liner. I was going to sail around the world in the smallest ship but I bottled it.

[big kim]

There's an Irishman moved in next door
Oh really
No O'Riley

[Lori Dee]

My Grandpa was sitting on a leather couch.

He asked, "What is this made of?"

Me: "It's hide."

Grandpa: "What?"

Me: "Hide!"

Grandpa: "What do you mean?"

Me: "Hide! Hide! You know, the cow's outside."

Grandpa: "I don't care if it is. Who the heck is afraid of a cow?"

[SoupSarah]

How many tickles does it take to tickle a squid? TenTickles.

Want to hear a potassium joke?
K

Do you know any good jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBrO

I'd tell you another chemistry joke but all the good ones argon.