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Started by Cindy, June 22, 2014, 09:06:08 PM

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K Style Addiction

#240
October 20, 2014, 05:20:46 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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Jill F

#241
October 20, 2014, 05:22:05 PM
What do you call cheese that does not belong to you?

Nacho cheese.
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K Style Addiction

#242
October 20, 2014, 05:31:30 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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K Style Addiction

#243
October 20, 2014, 06:28:28 PM


B*tch i'm fabulous
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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Cindy

#246
October 21, 2014, 03:04:03 AM
Man walks into a Doctor surgery.

'I think I'm a Moth'

You need a psychiatrist!

'I know, but your light was on.'
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immortal gypsy

#247
October 21, 2014, 04:42:46 AM
Doctor doctor I think I am a dog

Well sit down and we'll discuss it then

I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture
Do not fear those who have nothing left to lose, fear those who are prepared to lose it all

Si vis bellum, parra pacem
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V M

#248
October 21, 2014, 06:05:33 AM
Why did the scientist walk out into a lightning storm with a long metal rod?

They figured they'd get a charge out of it
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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dalebert

#249
October 21, 2014, 04:08:30 PM


Also, I think I've already said this but it bares repeating. I've always wanted to ask him--"What do you call the entrance to a brothel?"
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K Style Addiction

#250
October 21, 2014, 04:18:44 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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K Style Addiction

#251
October 21, 2014, 04:21:26 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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K Style Addiction

#254
October 22, 2014, 05:57:26 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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Dee Marshall

#255
October 23, 2014, 11:55:16 AM
On the cruise one comedian was talking about the house drink at a comedy club he played in Afghanistan, the "Bin Laden".

Two shots and a splash of water.

Sorry.
April 22, 2015, the day of my first face to face pass in gender neutral clothes and no makeup. It may be months to the next one, but I'm good with that!

Being transgender is just a phase. It hardly ever starts before conception and always ends promptly at death.

They say the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. I say, climb aboard!
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K Style Addiction

#256
October 23, 2014, 05:12:02 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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