The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

dalebert · July 29, 2015, 07:15:18 AM

Cindy · July 29, 2015, 07:27:29 AM

Quote from: dalebert on July 29, 2015, 07:15:18 AM

Interesting to squat on too!

dalebert · July 29, 2015, 09:28:34 AM

Beth Andrea · July 29, 2015, 02:00:53 PM

Quote from: dalebert on July 29, 2015, 07:15:18 AM

Hmm...take a couple 3" "googly eyes", glue them on top next to the wall...glue a large fake mustache just above the curvy part...

dalebert · July 31, 2015, 06:14:31 PM

A Walken freezer

dalebert · August 01, 2015, 04:21:15 PM

dalebert · August 02, 2015, 06:39:28 AM

dalebert · August 06, 2015, 09:21:49 PM

dalebert · August 07, 2015, 09:00:41 AM

dalebert · August 07, 2015, 12:23:05 PM

D&D joke. Non-nerds may not get it. Why do fighters take so many laxatives?

The answer is NSFW due to language.

dalebert · August 08, 2015, 10:15:32 AM

dalebert · August 11, 2015, 08:22:59 AM

dalebert · August 13, 2015, 10:47:19 PM

AbbyKat · August 13, 2015, 11:31:30 PM

Quote from: Promethea on July 09, 2015, 04:49:39 AM
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog stand and asks: make me one with everything.

The monk pays with a five and asks for his change. The hotdog vendor shakes his head and says "Change comes from within".

dalebert · August 17, 2015, 06:31:22 PM

dalebert · August 18, 2015, 08:59:00 AM

What do you call a creature that's half demon, half elephant, and half rhino?

Hellaphino.

P.S. There's a little bit of South Park humor thrown in.

Lady Smith · August 18, 2015, 04:00:53 PM

The sarchasm four panel comic is brilliant

dalebert · August 19, 2015, 07:24:51 AM

dalebert · August 20, 2015, 06:34:41 PM

Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights do make a left.

Juniper · August 20, 2015, 06:48:08 PM

Quote from: dalebert on August 20, 2015, 06:34:41 PM
Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights do make a left.

Don't forget, two rights can also make a U-Turn so you can go back and try again

(I tried, alright?)

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