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Started by Cindy, June 22, 2014, 09:06:08 PM

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Cindy

#21
July 04, 2014, 12:41:34 AM
Seven days without a pun makes one weak
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Julia-Madrid

#22
July 04, 2014, 01:24:50 AM
Quote from: Cindy on July 04, 2014, 12:41:34 AM
Seven days without a pun makes one weak

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

But look on the bright side - you have a weak end coming up  ;D
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immortal gypsy

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July 04, 2014, 04:32:33 AM
Quote from: Cindy on July 04, 2014, 03:35:19 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10387292_769471239758249_4194019954279006649_n.jpg

I think this would be a good place to start
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K Style Addiction

#27
July 07, 2014, 03:08:24 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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Stephanie2

#28
July 07, 2014, 03:15:08 PM
So I take it that you can't captor a raptor?
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Michaela Whimsy

#34
July 08, 2014, 10:55:46 PM
What do you call an Amish person elbow deep in the back of a horse? 

...a mechanic
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dalebert

#35
July 09, 2014, 10:11:11 AM
BAD JOKE! No! Go take a time out.

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V M

#37
July 10, 2014, 07:44:27 AM
Quote from: dalebert on July 10, 2014, 07:24:14 AM


LOL... That cracked me up  :laugh:  Maybe should be posted in the vanity topics

I usually use the self checkout at the grocery store and always snicker a bit because my idea of 'self checkout' tends to require a gun or rope or some other form of self harm and such  :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

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- V M
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AnnaCannibal

#39
July 11, 2014, 08:34:39 PM
Why couldn't the fungus fit into the car?

Because there wasn't mushroom.

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Is it progression if a cannibal uses a fork?
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