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Started by Cindy, June 22, 2014, 09:06:08 PM

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dalebert

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January 05, 2015, 11:58:51 PM
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stephaniec

#361
January 06, 2015, 02:45:13 AM
 :)
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dalebert

#362
January 06, 2015, 12:08:42 PM
Someone posted this screenshot on Facebook:



And I responded "Homophones? Can you only talk to people on the same kind of phone as you?"
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Dee Marshall

#364
January 06, 2015, 04:26:31 PM


Quote from: dalebert on January 06, 2015, 12:08:42 PM
And I responded "Homophones? Can you only talk to people on the same kind of phone as you?"
I always thought the "homophone might be what Batman had in the batcave if that crazy psychologist in the 50's had been right.

Dee
(Him or the "Ambiguously Gay Duo")

April 22, 2015, the day of my first face to face pass in gender neutral clothes and no makeup. It may be months to the next one, but I'm good with that!

Being transgender is just a phase. It hardly ever starts before conception and always ends promptly at death.

They say the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. I say, climb aboard!
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Cindy

#365
January 07, 2015, 01:12:11 AM
Swear this is true - and you all know I never lie :laugh:

Ambulance center receives a call.

My wife has gone into labor and I don't know what to do!!

Is this her first child?

No this is her husband.
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stephaniec

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January 07, 2015, 01:17:33 PM
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Dee Marshall

#369
January 07, 2015, 10:36:09 PM
I feel like I've been chewing this stuff:



Does the boob fairy use pliers or something? They hurt worse than ever right now. Well, no pain no gain, right?
April 22, 2015, the day of my first face to face pass in gender neutral clothes and no makeup. It may be months to the next one, but I'm good with that!

Being transgender is just a phase. It hardly ever starts before conception and always ends promptly at death.

They say the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. I say, climb aboard!
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stephaniec

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January 10, 2015, 07:41:29 PM
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stephaniec

#373
January 11, 2015, 07:34:04 AM
 ::)
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dalebert

#374
January 11, 2015, 08:56:03 PM
Build a man a fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of the night.
Set a man on fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.
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V M

#376
January 11, 2015, 09:22:05 PM
Confuse us say...

They who go to bed with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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ErinReign

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January 11, 2015, 11:35:01 PM
Quote from: dalebert on January 11, 2015, 10:17:12 PM
Oh... Puma...


Ski glove company Pow, but still....

Knock Knock... Who's there?... Owls... Owls who?... Yes they do.
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