Thanks to the heads up from Devlyn, I am editing this post!
When Satan is constipated, he eats
Hellman's mustard.
Satan took my colander. No surprise: He is the Great
De-Siever.
Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.
I slept with the devil last night. We had six 3 times!
People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.
With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.
Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
