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The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

Started by Cindy, June 22, 2014, 09:06:08 PM

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fitzyfoop

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April 16, 2015, 04:26:37 PM
Quote from: dalebert on March 17, 2015, 02:20:26 PM
I'm part Irish so I'm allowed to tell this joke, but don't any of you non-Irish folk tell it or I'll be offended!  [emoji14]olice:


Part Irish doesn't cut it. You have to be fully Irish to tell this joke, and I fit the criteria
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dalebert

#665
April 17, 2015, 07:35:50 PM
I thought about making a joke about sodium but Na.
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dalebert

#666
April 19, 2015, 07:43:44 PM Last Edit: April 20, 2015, 07:36:00 AM by dalebert
Thanks to the heads up from Devlyn, I am editing this post!

When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman's mustard.

Satan took my colander. No surprise: He is the Great De-Siever.

Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.

I slept with the devil last night. We had six 3 times!

People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.

With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.

Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!



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Devlyn

#667
April 19, 2015, 07:46:59 PM
Dalebert grabbed the Devyl's post!  >:-)
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dalebert

#669
April 20, 2015, 07:18:54 AM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on April 19, 2015, 07:46:59 PM
Dalebert grabbed the Devyl's post!  >:-)

What the Heck, Devlyn? I left you an eight minute window of opportunity to grab that spot. You gotta get on the ball!  >:-)
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fitzyfoop

#670
April 20, 2015, 07:21:58 AM
I may or may not have frozen the ball... (NAME JOKE!)
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fitzyfoop

#672
April 20, 2015, 07:26:42 AM
*crickets chirping, waiting for Devlyn*
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Dee Marshall

#674
April 20, 2015, 10:12:48 AM
Will they uplift my poodle?
April 22, 2015, the day of my first face to face pass in gender neutral clothes and no makeup. It may be months to the next one, but I'm good with that!

Being transgender is just a phase. It hardly ever starts before conception and always ends promptly at death.

They say the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. I say, climb aboard!
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dalebert

#675
April 20, 2015, 10:39:12 AM
Pedicure? I didn't know you were Pedi-ill.
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fitzyfoop

#676
April 20, 2015, 10:40:40 AM
*stares at Dalebert blankly* Could you please explain the baseball joke?
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ainsley

#677
April 20, 2015, 11:10:56 AM
Quote from: fitzyfoop on April 20, 2015, 10:40:40 AM
*stares at Dalebert blankly* Could you please explain the baseball joke?

This should help:
Some people say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.

Wonder Twin Powers Activate!
Shape of A GIRL!
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fitzyfoop

#679
April 20, 2015, 04:59:09 PM
*realisation hits* Ohhhhhhhh
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