The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

dalebert · August 21, 2015, 11:20:05 AM

Sarah82 · August 22, 2015, 01:35:21 AM

I will never be able to <heart> again

dalebert · August 22, 2015, 12:13:06 PM

dalebert · August 27, 2015, 12:10:06 PM

Sigyn · August 27, 2015, 01:56:23 PM

Quote from: dalebert on August 22, 2015, 12:13:06 PM

There is a dessert/Coffee Shop on 30th and University in San Diego that uses children's books for table markers. Of course people graffiti in the books, usually cute quips and what not.

My friend who was raised in the Soviet Union and I took the book that this picture came from and turned it into Soviet/Communist propaganda. The caption we made of this picture was Pooh turning to piglet "You will die in the tundra of Siberia, capitalist pig, before your imperialism grows out of control. Go to Gulag"

HoneyStrums · August 27, 2015, 05:54:45 PM

Quote from: dalebert on August 27, 2015, 12:10:06 PM

OMG that is aboloutly terrifying

dalebert · August 28, 2015, 01:01:16 PM

Well who's church is it then?

HoneyStrums · August 28, 2015, 01:10:33 PM

Is the training our health care workers recieve called,

"Meducation"?

Promethea · August 28, 2015, 04:01:31 PM

At a nightclub, there's a guy on the dancing floor, pretending to be shooting arrows at several girls. One of them sees this and walks up to him.

-Hi!
-Hi.
-I saw you shot an arrow at me.
-Yup.
-And who are you? Cupid, shooting love arrows?
-Nope. I'm Legolas, and I'm slaying orcs.

dalebert · August 31, 2015, 12:23:24 AM

Teacher: Did you know the Mayans invented the number zero?
3rd & 4th-graders: (noises of disbelief)
Teacher: It's true. Thank you, Mayans, for making math easier for us!
4th-grade boy: Yeah, Mayans, thanks for nothing!

dalebert · August 31, 2015, 06:45:43 PM

dalebert · September 01, 2015, 02:41:39 PM

HoneyStrums · September 01, 2015, 02:52:26 PM

Quote from: dalebert on September 01, 2015, 02:41:39 PM

Why cant i get this joke? I feel like im looking for a needle in a haystack.

LizK · September 01, 2015, 04:17:11 PM

cringe...that is bad...so bad...but I had to laugh...and your comment...ha ha

Jill F · September 01, 2015, 04:31:35 PM

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese.

HoneyStrums · September 01, 2015, 04:37:50 PM

Quote from: sarahtokes on September 01, 2015, 04:17:11 PM
cringe...that is bad...so bad...but I had to laugh...and your comment...ha ha

But I literaly Dont get the joke :/
And yes, I am in so way asking somebody to exsplain it to me.
(Im falling apart at the seams trying to figur it out)

FreyasRedemption · September 01, 2015, 04:44:38 PM

Quote from: Jill F on September 01, 2015, 04:31:35 PM
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese.

Arrgh, that there is almost as bad as the good old "whose ranium?" joke.

LizK · September 01, 2015, 04:44:58 PM

"ready to engage warp drive captain"

"make so...number one".....

have I made my point...I seam to have slipped into a weird dimension of puns

rachel89 · September 01, 2015, 05:04:54 PM

HoneyStrums · September 01, 2015, 05:14:54 PM

Thanks for clearing that up.

Quote from: sarahtokes on September 01, 2015, 04:44:58 PM
..I seam to have slipped into a weird dimension of puns

No, just a tear in the fabric of space time.

But I gotta say It. After undersanding it..............................................................Im in stitches

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