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Ka_123

#1145
March 16, 2016, 06:19:30 PM
Quote from: dalebert on March 16, 2016, 01:01:29 PM


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

loving all donald trump related memes at the minute, lets hope he remains that, a joke!!
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V M

#1155
April 01, 2016, 11:24:03 PM
Why was Swiss cheese invented?

The Vatican requested that a 'Holy' cheese be made
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


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V M

#1156
June 06, 2016, 04:20:35 PM
How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell them that you refuse to allow them to make a sandwich for you
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


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Lily Rose

#1157
November 25, 2016, 12:26:31 AM
Quote from: dalebert on January 18, 2016, 04:25:59 PM

Quote from: dalebert on March 17, 2016, 07:04:06 AM


:laugh:

  when is "the most interesting man in the world" coming back from mars? they say he retired but i thought i saw to be continued or something to that effect.
"I love you!"
– Lily Anne

"You must unlearn what you have learned."
– Yoda

"The road to success is always under construction."
– Lily Tomlin

"Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent."
– Victor Hugo :icon_headfones:
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V M

#1158
December 03, 2016, 07:01:45 PM
Why did the scientist encourage Kermit to date Miss Piggy?





He had a craving for bacon wrapped frog legs
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


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Raell

#1159
December 03, 2016, 07:18:02 PM
A. What do you get when you cross a horse with a Black Widow Spider?

B. I don't know.

A. I don't know either, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the doctor! ;D
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