Haha, full length kimono + geta + correctly tied obi = tied up. Unable to eat, walk, and basically a living doll...
A correctly fitted and worn traditional kimono will make you feel really uncomfortable - waist and boobs squished in so you don't have a figure. And good luck tying the obi correctly solo!
The short skirt ones are japan fetishists!

(Although I have to say they do look cute)