Since I don't have one of those soft measuring tapes used for body measuring, I used a shoe lace (taking care not to stretch it when wrapping it around me), pinched the spot where it meets the snuggest, then still holding that spot placed it on the kitchen floor (extended straight but not stretching) next to extended tape measure (the stiff metal ones used for measuring other things - I had used that prior to thinking of using the shoe lace and measurements were close but higher by at least and inch or half), took down measurements. I retested again using my dog's leash since it don't stretch, had the same results so I'm good.
Measurements taken:
Bust 34"
Under bust 31.5"
Waist 30"
Hips 37"
Weight 140lbs
Height 5'9" (maybe 5'10" [never had an accurate measure of my height, but somewhere around there anyway])
Well, now, I think its time to go shopping for me.
Other measurements (taken for the fun of it):
Inseam 32"
Thighs 21.5" each
Ankles 9.25"
Biceps (flexed) 12" (left slightly more, right slightly less)
Wrists 6.75"
Shoulder Width 18" (from farthest visible edges of one shoulder to the other)
Shoulders 40" (measuring around)
Maybe I should measure my skull and brain while I'm at it. 
I don't understand that ratio stuff (I'm really terrible at math) but used an online calculator
http://www.csgnetwork.com/hwcratiocalc.html for my results:
waist to hips 0.81
waist to chest 0.88
chest to hips 0.92
...so what am I supposed to click in the poll?