OMG girls plz list ALL excuses to escape if vagina get clock concerning scars?

[Evolving Beauty]

OMG...I'm a 2 months post op so it's obvious and normal I still have quite scars. However it can be seen only if I spread my legs wide and from VERY close with broad daylight. So I always make sure I dim or off the light. Last time a guy was going down with me and some surgical threads got into his mouth and asked me what was that, I told him that should be threads from my underwear and another one asked me about the scars, I said well I don't know. Samantha007 suggested me to tell I had labiaplasty, excellent excape but this can't be applied to be as I have a majora labia as big/prominent as a porn actress and she also told me something about abortion but it was not really clear.

PLEASE LIST UP ALL EXCUSES POSSIBLE TO ESCAPE CONCERNING THE SCARS PLZ, I'M SO SCARED AND PARANOID THEY CLOCK MY...

[Beverly]

OMG...I'm a 2 months post op .... Last time a guy was going down with me .... another one asked me about the scars

Are you mad? Your healing is nowhere near done. Do you want a prolapse, infection and scarring?

[nicolegn7]

Spray tan, use makeup, let hair grow, get laser scar removal or just have sex in the dark.

[KayCeeDee]

Healing isn't complete but 2 months isn't unreasonable to start sexual activity. (Always clear with your doctor any plans.) I just had to take things easy, be vigilant about cleanliness, and of course be safe.

[suzifrommd]

"I had cosmetic surgery"

If they ask what type, you can answer "a girl never tells" or you can say "something to make it feel amazing for my partner and me."

[LifeInLimbo]

Perhaps claim you had a hysterectomy?

[Jenna Marie]

Yeah, I'm another who doesn't think having oral sex immediately post-op is wise... the human mouth is *filthy,* and the last thing you want is bacteria introduced into a still-healing wound.

As for explaining the scars, you don't have to have had your labia reduced down to tiny to have had labiaplasty; I've seen photos of women whose inner labia were so long they dangled down their inner thighs and got in the way of underpants, and who had reductions to "still big but doesn't get in the way of normal life anymore."

Besides that, I'm sorry, but I don't know where your surgeon places the scars; mine are on the outer labia, where pubic hair hides them nicely. The explanation of what they are depends on placement, really.

[AnitaLife]

19 years post-op here, and i still have scars. Just don't trim much and let it be hairy, that seems to work mostly. I had a guy say "you have a lot of stretch marks there", and i was like ummm yeah i do. So you could always say you just have stretch marks (doesn't really make sense because women generally don't have vaginal stretch marks, but most guys brains aren't in their head, well that head lol at the moment!)