WARNING: May be graphic.. but nothing we havent all seen.
Well, I wanted to ask for help involving puberty... and I got a bit creative! Here we go
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NEWS NEWS NEWS
Recent reports of a new natural disaster never seen before. It has been called "the worst thing to happen to this body since birth". President Brain has officially named this natural disaster "Puberty"
Puberty has been mainly messing things up in the area between Senators Left Leg and Right Leg. It has also been causing odd things to happen in the area that citizens have been calling "Erections".
Nobody seems to know what is causing Puberty to happen, or what it will do next. President Brain and Vice President Heart have been discussing ideas on how to stop Puberty before something bad happens, and have been seeking another body's President Brain for help, preferably a Gender Therapist Brain or Doctor Brain. This is Big Mouth, reporting for NEWS NEWS NEWS, and we'll let you know more as the case progresses.
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So, after that little skit I put together, any advice? Im trying to get an appointment with a gender therapist, but I cannot seem to find one.
~A~