Accidentally punched myself in my left boob...

[Tessa James]

oh that painful learning curve

[Catherine Sarah]

It appears to me from the incidences of the various means of sustaining such unbearable actions that there must be quite a viable market for Kevlar lined bras.   

[Tessa James]

There is an agricultural product called "Bag Balm" and it is an udder relief

[Catherine Sarah]

Tessa!!! You should be absolutely ashamed of yourself trying to milk that one. That was a cow of a joke   yes that's right. You herd me.

[Tessa James]

OMG thanks for making me laugh.  We had a goat herd for years and goat milk is delicious.  Some of my goat girls needed relief from the bumps life hands out

[Catherine Sarah]

Interesting story Tessa. But you never told us. What did your goat hear?  Or was it something too shocking to tell?

[stephaniec]

I will never understand this problem, and I am glad. The worst I had happen was ....well I have an imprint of a horseshoe around the right one.  That didn't even hurt as much as you say this other bumping stuff does.  I wonder if that is just proof that something went wrong for me.

I also have never encountered this problem luckily

[Teela Renee]

I took a number 2 side thrust kick to my left boob once,   Puked all overmyself due to the pain and I think I walked out into the parking lot, puked some more, then smoked almostt a whole pack of cigs.

[Tori]

Now, boobs can get hurt easily. I know.

But I also like knowing first hand which hurts more, a pop to the boob or a pop to the family jewels.

This allows me to arbitrate arguments between men and women.

The way I see it, gonads hurt more, but boobs are more likely to find themselves in painful trouble.

[Catherine Sarah]

During the course of my life, having had done both, in my opinion the boobs win hands down. Having done my boobs with the car door twice in the one day, they ached for days. It was even difficult getting my bra on. 

Huggs
Catherine

[Ms Grace]

Yeah, I don't know about that. If anyone slammed their jewels in a car door I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be sitting down for a month!!!

[Catherine Sarah]

     
Would they have to do it twice to qualify?
     




The mind absolutely boggles at the permutations in which to derive such an outcome