I would be the over-fed pidgeon dive-bombing all the players on the field. The higher one is in the stands, the safer they are. There is no truth to the rumor that everyone on the top 10 rows keeps feeding me hot dogs and floss...well, maybe it's true...a little.
Actually, the way this past week has been, I'm the fire hydrant behind the goal, right in the middle of the "Doggie Day Care" section.
......Laurry