Order in the Corn!

[Devlyn]

OK, I rarely say that we should judge people, but there is a pandemic of people dialing 911 after getting lost in corn mazes. Since it is absolutely ridiculous for anyone to need rescuing in a farmers field that they paid to get into, we need to come up with a punishment. Be creative. Be callous. Be corny! I propose that we brand "A-maize-ing" on their fannies.

[LordKAT]

Scarecrow for a week. That way they learn their way around since they are up high enough  to see the whole field.

[adrian]

They should be tarred and feathered... errr ... buttered and popcorned!

[Devlyn]

Scarecrow for a week. That way they learn their way around since they are up high enough  to see the whole field.

Yes, with lots of itchy hay in their britches!

They should be tarred and feathered... errr ... buttered and popcorned!

I like the way you think!

[immortal gypsy]

Scarecrow for a week. That way they learn their way around since they are up high enough  to see the whole field.

If only they had a brain

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