I spent some time at a hospital back in the early nineties for doing something like that. Got drunk, was depressed and tried to get rid of them myself. Had everything out, just had to cut the cords to them, but started feeling the pain about then and the blood loss was getting bad. So I drove myself the twenty miles to the er and they called in a urological surgeon to come in and patch me up once they realized what I had done and then I had to be evaluated later that week before they would let me leave the hospital. Luckily it was kept pretty quiet.
