I'm not shopping at this point. This is probably the only surgeon I can afford. I just want them off, gone, so I can move on with my life. So I doubt the surgeon would be 'forcing' anything. I want them gone, they have a scalpel and hospital access, I have insurance - let's rock! Just give me a week or two of notice so I can can a bunch of soups, freeze some pizzas and burritos, and alert my mates. [Three or four people have said they'd help, and a friend in Seattle said she'd come down to help. So, yay!]
I appreciate you all sharing your experiences. Hopefully this will get done quickly, as the Devil's Dumplings are not only emotionally painful, but physically as well. They must go!
As for "Devil's Dumplings"...well, that was actually from Blackadder, the episode called Beer. Miriam Margoyles played his Puritan aunt. It's her line. Brill show, it's on Netflix.