Accidentally feeling yourself up in public

[MugwortPsychonaut]

God, does anybody else do this? I don't mean on purpose! I mean, I'm just so stoked I have boobs, and nice perky ones at that, that I can't help but feel them. Sometimes I don't realize I'm doing it, and sometimes it's at an inopportune moment.

"We are here today to honor and say goodbye to..."

"Do you solemnly swear, under the penalty of purgery..."

"Everybody on the floor, with your hands behind your head!"

[Ms Grace]

er...no.

[mac1]

If I had boobs I would probably be guilty of doing that too.

[ImagineKate]

I find myself having to fix my bra band and straps otherwise no.

[AbeLane]

I'm not sure this counts as "feeling myself up", but I do tend to fiddle with my clothing around my chest. Just because I worry that my chest isn't flat enough. I usually try to play it off as I'm brushing dirt off my shirt or something.

[emilyking]

I find myself having to fix my bra band and straps otherwise no.

Diddo.

[Brenda E]

I prod a nipple once in a while.  It hurts, and reminds me that they're actually real.

[PPatrice]

  ACCIDENTALLY??  

Absolutely Not!

[Rachel]

I do not feel myself in public no matter the area. The other day I am in a MDF room at work with a vendor. We were correcting a communicator. There are rows of high racks full of various IT support equipment. My boobs get very itchy at times so I paired away and walked several rows away to quickly scratch. Just before I was going to scratch I looked at the end of the room and saw the digital cameras peering down each row. So I went to the bathroom