The troubles with my boobs

[immortal gypsy]

Yesterday I come home with a bit of a hedache. After having a few glasses of water I take off my bra and change into a dress. Going into my room to sleep it off I jump on my bed face down. Boobs hit the bed . That was smart girl

Today opening the door at work. Thought I turned the handle, went to take a step forward. Door still closed boobs hit my arm, double oww .

I love my boobs, but sometimes I don't think they like me very much

[ToniB]

Hi Girl I know what you mean .In my Job I handle a lot of heavy test equipment 25Kg and above and sometimes have to get them on or off high shelves or into or out of test racks the number of times I have to pull the unit tight into my chest to lift them squashing the Girls OOH so painfull plus with the loss of muscle streangth makes balancing it on my chest the only way .I am not out yet at work so I can't just ask some nice strong guy to do it for Me LOL .Mind you I have had to start wearing a Bra at work to protect the girls and it does help

[Jenny07]

Gypsy

Haven't you read the instruction manual that they come with?
Shame on you.
I am sure Cindy will be able to give you guidance especially relating to car doors.

This might help.



J

[mrs izzy]

Brain remapping, it keeps updating after each re-boob button. 

[immortal gypsy]

Of course Ive read the instruction manuel Jen, but I'm not well I'm allowed to make some boo boobs.

Hmm maybe I can hit mtyself on some cardoors tommorow. You know something different

Brain remapping, it keeps updating after each re-boob button. 

Yes I learnt I had to do a quick bunnyhop backwards when oppening the work safe. That was a very quick update

[Jenny07]

Yes, Boobies, car doors natural prey.

[Ally_B]

My biggest problem thus far has been playing the guitar. I'm only 4 months in so mine are itty-bitty, but that still hasn't stopped me from inadvertently whacking my left one with my guitar from time to time.

I've adjusted my playing style and am getting used to playing around them, but it is certainly not an issue I'd anticipated having! lol

[Sammy]

And then Your posture will adjust and You will naturally cross Your arms under THEM (even if You used to cross them on top of chest before).

[JoanneB]

A few months ago I had to wrestle around a heavy duty 30 ft extension ladder. Normally that meant making use of my height and mass to help keep it upright as it got moved. Well... The last time I had to I didn't have an almost B cup.

Yep there is nothing like 20 feet or so and 80 lbs of aluminum pressing against your boobs that says... no screams "You Got Boobs... silly".  OK maybe catching them on the sharp edge of a car door screams it louder 

[Aeirs]

I can't wait to experience for myself

[Jo-is-amazing]

  I can assure you, its not as much fun as it sounds

[Kristyn74]

My biggest problem thus far has been playing the guitar. I'm only 4 months in so mine are itty-bitty, but that still hasn't stopped me from inadvertently whacking my left one with my guitar from time to time.

I've adjusted my playing style and am getting used to playing around them, but it is certainly not an issue I'd anticipated having! lol

Try the Jimmy Hendrix style and you'll never hit them again!

For those who may not be familiar...over the back of the head or plucking with your teeth 

[antonia]

Car doors, doorways, shelves, even taking a top off the wrong way. Padded bras do help

[Leila]

Car doors, doorways, shelves, even taking a top off the wrong way. Padded bras do help

*nods in agreement*

[zog]

I was mostly saved from all this because I had prosthetic ones for two years before I got hormones. I knocked those things into submission and updated my brain map before growing real ones. But crossing my arms was a source of major and repeated pain indeed. It took me about 5 months to learn to fold them under them.

Not that I'm now pain free. Knocks still happen and sometimes simple gravity, reaching down or sleeping in the wrong position is enough to teach me a lesson in boob management.

But I call them happy problems. After waiting to grow them for 15 years, I only consider it all to be wonderful. Even if I don't always acknowledge it in my swears after painful contact.

[ImagineKate]

Car doors, doorways, shelves, even taking a top off the wrong way. Padded bras do help

Yes!

My wife thinks I wear a padded bra to make them look bigger but in reality they are more comfortable.

[immortal gypsy]

I swear back of house is getting smaller at work. On an average day I can clip my right boob three times an hour.


As painful as it can be, I'm loving every minute of it (I think)

[JoanneB]

I was mostly saved from all this because I had prosthetic ones for two years before I got hormones. I knocked those things into submission and updated my brain map before growing real ones.

I've been wearing glasses for about 50 years. Guess what? I STILL slam them into things. My face and head always miss that large object, but never the glasses.

[WFane]

Yep... door jams.
That and my GFs elbow always seems to find a way to meet the nipple at dead center lol. Luckily, as they've gotten bigger, the fleshy part doesn't bug me as much. Right under the nipple is the worst when poked though.

[noleen111]

when i started with hrt, i was very good and never knocked my growing breasts against anything, until one fateful day.. My nipples had been extremely sensitive that day.. and i was busy taking things out of the car.. and the door must have moved.. and as i lent into car.. the top corner of the car door hit my poor developing chest. I actually cried a little.

padded bras help a lot.. yes they make them look bigger. too.. but they protect them against everyday knocks...