Quote from: DragonBeer on April 15, 2015, 10:43:46 AM
Shoot, what's a good execuse for missing jury duty...gotta call them now.
I forgot because I was busy chasing leprechauns.
I was in police custody.
I was there, but nobody noticed because I am invisible.
Summons? What summons?
The summons was addressed to some chick who isn't around anymore.
No hablo Ingles.
I was abducted by aliens, no, wait, marsh monsters. Yes, that's it. Marsh monsters.
Argah bargah? Confibbledy pop. Narf?
It's against my religion.
I thought it was next month.