World's stupidest ways to hurt your boobs.

[Mariah]

Tell me about it those claws are the worst especially on the yellow lab I have.
Mariah

Yeah my dog loves to jump up on me and it usually involves claws to the chest. To make things worse I'm watching my parents dog and my dog's behavior is rubbing off on her. So now every day I get home I get greeted by both dogs jumping up and clawing my boobs.

[AnonyMs]

Never ever put an epilator anywhere close to your nipples. It still hurts to think about it.

[Tamar]

Oh the epilator! The memories still make me flinch. [emoji1] It's not a problem any more,in fact,I love my epilator, but oh jeez,the memories! [emoji1]

[mrs izzy]

Car door seem to always be in the way of my boob. More then once I will have to admit.

[Jill F]

Never ever put an epilator anywhere close to your nipples. It still hurts to think about it.

OWIE!!!   Yes, you have to be careful plucking the haireolas. 

This thread should really be renamed "Raccidents"...

*ducks*

[Violet Bloom]

Never ever put an epilator anywhere close to your nipples. It still hurts to think about it.

  Holy crap, that's terrifying!

This thread should really be renamed "Raccidents"...

*ducks*

  That's awesome!

[kittenpower]

Isn't the world just full of boobie traps?

Lol, nicely done 

[Madison (kiara jamie)]

I went to snap closed my aluminum work clipboard and when I did I accidentally caught the corners of it on my nipple and snapped it closed with my nipple in it. I was sitting in my work truck and there was screaming you could probably hear outside very easily

[katrinaw]

Yup Epilator definitely a no-no... 

Car door, Ooh yes started to open it then it pinged out the rest, fast.... Yeow!

Thanks for reminding me AnonyMs and Mrs Izzy

Guess I am just clumsy!

L Katy

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Madison (kiara jamie), Wow that must have hurt for hours if not for days, I would have screamed too. You must have reacted quickly to get it open  to get your poor nipple out.

[Violet Bloom]

I went to snap closed my aluminum work clipboard and when I did I accidentally caught the corners of it on my nipple and snapped it closed with my nipple in it. I was sitting in my work truck and there was screaming you could probably hear outside very easily

  Wow, that's crazy-bad!  Most definitely in the true spirit of this thread.  I think my nipples just inverted in fear!

Madison (kiara jamie), Wow that must have hurt for hours if not for days, I would have screamed too. You must have reacted quickly to get it open  to get your poor nipple out.

  I just love how we're drawing in sympathy from the FTMs with this topic.  We've found some unexpected common ground!  I'm sure when the sentiment "I feel your pain" on support sites came into common use this wasn't exactly the subject matter envisioned.

[Ange]

Epic thread.

I don't have boobss yet but I am now afraid to have them. XD

[Violet Bloom]

Epic thread.

I don't have boobss yet but I am now afraid to have them. XD

  ROFL!  OMG, that's super-funny!  Also, there needs to be a special thread icon for "epic thread".

[awilliams1701]

I do that intentionally and carefully all the time. Its fine.

Never ever put an epilator anywhere close to your nipples. It still hurts to think about it.

[Dee Marshall]

Poked my nipple with a key while unlocking the front door. Don't ask how, I still haven't figured that out.

[wantobeagirl]

What we need

[Violet Bloom]

What we need

  Hmmm, I'd been thinking about womens boxing chest protectors.  Well, not seriously!

[Jean24]

I've only been on E for about 2.5 months but horseplaying with your friend and giving eachother purple nurples is a bad way to find out that the meds are actually working. I almost died. Also I keep hurting them when I put my backpack on >.<

[Violet Bloom]

I've only been on E for about 2.5 months but horseplaying with your friend and giving eachother purple nurples is a bad way to find out that the meds are actually working. I almost died. Also I keep hurting them when I put my backpack on >.<

  Ah, yes - the early days.  Definitely those were the most painful times!

[Beth Andrea]

What we need

My first thought was, "Will this work with ALICE gear?" 

Maybe even paint a "Batwoman" symbol...?